If you're a pop celebrity with a police record, maybe when you're asked to record a Christmas album you should just say "no." Whitney Houston, we're talking to you. It's not that your new "One Wish" CD isn't any good. It's actually a classy, well-done affair, even the "Little Drummer Boy" featuring your daughter Bobbi Kristina. But when your erratic behavior is the stuff of late-night comedy skits, it becomes hard to take your holiday wishes seriously. Chances are "One Wish" ends up with our Michael Jackson and Phil Spector Christmas albums in the "too creepy to play" pile.